Ode To My First Grade Team

Yesterday was day two of back-to-school meetings and inservices and our training was held at our district's high school. It was the last hour of the day and I was completely tired from sitting all day. At that particular session, we were being trained on remote access for the computer so we were in a computer lab. I was a bit distracted and started to look around the room. I began reading a poster titled "Chuck Norris Facts". (click on the poster to enlarge it)

The "facts" we so funny to me I could not stop giggling to myself. I began emailing my first grade team members who were also in the room and logged on to the computers as well. I emailed them:

"How much wood could a woodchuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris. All of it."

"Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head."

"The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain."

We emailed each other back and forth and it got us through the session. At the end we stood there and read the whole poster and laughed so hard we cried!

"Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage."

"Chuck Norris invented the question mark."

I just wanted to tell my first grade team how much I enjoy working with them! Yes, Chuck Norris will be our first grade mascot this year. You girls are a Chuck Norris kick in the pants! Thanks for making me laugh each day! I think you all are wonderful.

Can't get enough Chuck, click here Chuck Norris Facts.